Monday, 11 November 2013

YOU’RE FIRED (Or Straighten up and Fly Right...)

George had been out most of the night before Christmas Eve Day with his friends, the penguins and the elves'. A great night was had with music and dancing and carrot wine and one thing led to another resulting in the revelling being extended into the following day and Christmas Eve....!

After months of preparation and present wrapping for the big event, the sleigh was finally fully loaded and all the reindeers harnessed for the long nights work, with the exception of one… George!  After much searching, he was found in the ‘The Iniquity Den’  known well to party-going reindeers, penguins and a bunch of elves who had finished work for the year. George staggered over to the sleigh, was harnessed up, but it was no good, he could not straighten up and fly right at all,  let alone lead the sleigh. Santa made the executive decision to draft in a younger, ambitious reindeer for the night called Rudolph, who although not as experienced as George in leading the sleigh could at least run and fly in a straight line.  George was told to sober up for Christmas day!

That evening the younger reindeer did an exemplary job, all the presents were delivered on time without a hitch, and they returned to the grotto 15 minutes ahead of schedule, much to the disgruntlement of all the other reindeer who had to work extra hard to keep up with this bright young thing.  Santa had his morning coffee and another mince pie and then another and another... After much deliberation, he called George into the grotto where he said, his mind was made up and ‘Due to your irresponsible behaviour last night and the many previous misdemeanours, not to mention being a bad influence upon younger reindeer, elves and penguins, and after Rudolph has shown himself to be exceptional and ambitious, I’m sorry to have to tell you George...but YOU’RE FIRED’!!

...and so it was on that Christmas day 1939 that George became a redundant reindeer.

George, however, is still a well loved, if somewhat forgotten reindeer and we will be keeping you up to date with stories of his glory days and what he has been up to since...
 
 

Saturday, 2 November 2013

First Post

George is the forgotten reindeer who was sacked for being drunk on duty and replaced by Rudolf. His favourite pastimes are now pole dancing at the North Pole, lap dancing in Lapland and partaking in great quantities of Christmas Spirit...  
Long may he rein...!

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